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(Tuesday, May 29, 2007-)
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as u can see (well mayb nt blind ppl, then again, hardly any blind ppl use computers) i havent been blogging
cos i've been playin GE!! granado espada..well its kinda fun, but as furoz (poh peng) said, your graphics card need to be like born last year, or else the pic quality will be sht
so i've a lvl 20 fighter, 2 lvl 21 musketeer and 1 lvl 23 elementalist...all in 2 days, tt's bloody slow
lol and to all who reads my blog, my birthday is on 2nd august
asdf lalalalalalalalala
hols sucks
life sucks
your mum sucks!
anywae congrats to miss japan, riyo mori on being 2007's miss universe

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(Saturday, May 26, 2007-)
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lol 2nd day of the june hols n i m feelin bored...wad irony
when i was in pri sch, we looked forward towards the holidays...
now in sec sch, i'm startin to detest hols, cos its bloody boring
anywae i changed my skin, woops, blog skin i mean (laughter would be appreciated) so tt i can upload some pics...
lol some1 should try dl-ing the 2006 Korean Games Award (or wadever it is) winner, Granado Espada (GE)
well..dl-ing it now. 3.53gb in 22hrs (approximately) slow huh..singtel sux to the core
sian..nth to do, sister hog the com, just let GE torrent, then go out for a BUS RIDE! (tis shows how bored i am)
lol took bus 133 to suntec (frm amk), then change to 162 go yio chu kang, then take 162 again to amk, took 24 to changi airport and back..
then saw some chio/ act chio girls, emo boys, aunties n uncles, indians, chinese n malays blah blah blah
sian..how m i suppose to pass the nxt few weeks? bleahs...any1 wanna watch shrek n at world's end with me?
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(Thursday, May 24, 2007-)
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+6:41 AM]*
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Today's my BIRTHDAY!
woohoo today's the last day of sch! yes! but still gt so many dumb projects, assignments n crap to do, camps to go, outings to attend...lol most like no time for revision
(i will skip the 'learning period' becos its bloody boring)
after sch gt clean-up...bring some tables to scrub off all the 'art works' we drew on it..ievan's table was the worse. so many girly things like butterflies, hearts n 'chocolate xxx' are on his table, n he did this on 2 tables! had a hard time scrubbing off..
after the bloody clean up was ncc..another boring agarbhwr (sub << with your own words)
after ncc, went to tanglin cc to play soccer with some sec 1s frm my cca..erm..tis is called "BONDING WITH YOUR JUNIORS" session. as usual, the world-class defender playd very well..even scoring 2 goals! total score was 6-3, n we won..even though it was like..4 vs 7, n the 3 goals was cheaping attacking when i was celebratin my goal. but halfway thru the game, some1 died...nah just joking (pls laugh) some outsider playin basketball come kp us, say we cant play at the court..wad bullshit! we can play there la dey..as long as it is appropriate time and attire, dork
after tt went home la..nth to do anywae. so here i am typing bullshit on my blog!
ps. if ur desired song is not <<<, tell me n i'll upload it if i haf.
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(Wednesday, May 23, 2007-)
+4:33 AM]*
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i shant start this post with "glarb glarb glarb" anymore...
now its gonna start with "Today's my BIRTHDAY!"
Today's my BIRTHDAY!
went to sch..almost late, but i'm nt late...haaahaaahaaa (u're suppose to laugh)
then found out i almost fail my term 2 overall...51%
2nd last day of sch..all the bloody hols homework starts pouring in
also gt alot of projects..chem, phy, a math, e math, humani-tities lol
fk also found out tt we still owe the chem teacher a march-holiday-project....
then the ncc land guys had their ifc mutuals test..see their board, speechless
no picture, like shit, low content...how to pass? nxt year takin over liao..still like tt? wtf! wake up ur idea la lol. NCC AIR ROCKS!
after sch wanted to take my fone back frm HOL Balding (JLiew), but he's nt in...then HOL Fatty (Sirhan) said Balding will be back at 6pm. wanted to wait but i gt my medical checkup for my right arm..
apparently, the bone 'stopped' healing, 1 bloody crack there...nid to go back 3wks later. if still the same, nid to install screws..then i can screw other ppl with my right hand! wa ha ha ha ha (laugh)
asdf lalala
spam is glam
spam goes bam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam loves ham (as in pork)
spam screws rams
spam is sam
spam spam spam!
this space is for spam
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(Tuesday, May 22, 2007-)
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I do not have anything to do. This is the first time I am typing in proper English.
www.asdf.com.sg.org.net.html <-- My own personal website
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(Monday, May 21, 2007-)
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asdf glarb glarb glarb
today is the most retarded day i have ever lived in my life (hm..i dun tink i even haf a life frm the start)
lol went to sch with my new retarded fked up hair cut...everyone was like laughing at me
had to wake up early so tt most ppl dun see my retarded looks...stupid malay barber, ask him just trim the bottom he go shave off the area, then nvr cut my fringe. how stupid.
sian go to sch as usual, fking boring. results, new topics and blahs...halfway thru emath, bro mike tapped on the window pane n asked y nvr open. then caught me without proper attire, send me to HOL of to get blue form to go home...lucky gt mr gene chan there, ask me leave my bag in the office, go home take my tie n come back to sch
come back liao no1 in the office, dun dare take my bag..later kena scolding for blah blah blah (tis shows how unreasonable n strict my bloody sch is) then just go back class lor..do some dumb cheena compo, just write some crap n bull story...gonna fail, as always
stayd back after sch to do some a math homework...cant believe dan can do it and i cant!! gonna thrash him forever. there's no way he can beat me...tt applies to chetwin, ian, arthur, ashwin, kenneth lim, n almost every1 else in my links >>> (xcept esther whom i dun really noe)
lalala then come home, eat, play, kena scolded for nth again by my mum...now she's slping!! only time where i can use the com freely (other than times where she is away)
so glarb glarb glarb..goin back to my pineapple under the sea
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(Sunday, May 20, 2007-)
+9:59 AM]*
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spam goes bam
i am so scrwd...
asdf
qwerty
zxcvbnm
common things marvin would say:
your mother xxx (sub xxx as any noun/verb)
screw/fck off and die (soad or foad)
slap you/your mother then u noe
u wan to fighting?
dantyjea (random crap occasionally spurted out)
sadgaeh (refer to above)
empty space for empty thots
glarb glarb glarb
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(Friday, May 18, 2007-)
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tis post is a record of events tt happend over the past few days
1: principal's interview
1 word: scrwd...tis interview determines my post in my cca ncc(air)
well i wanted acsm, the 2nd highest post, but i'm gonna get part c (sec 3) sergaent, 3rd highest post...nooo tis cant be happening. galblabablala
2: sji x-country
lol tt day was fun...was playin ds all throughout during boring lessons like chinese n eng. like the teacher cared...then sch was dismissd at 1pm, 1hr20mins b4 actual time, but debby (a math teacher) held us back cos we couldnt do some sums. but she had to release us in the end, haha loser...
went to bukit timah irc after tt, 1st time playin pool. chet, nat, darry, derek, ced, dan, foo foo n kwok went to play..pp went there to stone. lol. terry n gang playd dota there. at least i manage TO BEAT DANIEL! HAHA LOSER...dan the pro, so noob at tt game. mayb its beginner's luck...then playd against cedric the 'emo' kid. he shot in 6 balls, n i only shot in 3 at the beginnig...but managed to catch up to 2 balls left..n ced had to hit in the emo black ball to win, but he tried like 4 times to get it in lol. after tt went to run the dumb crap event..waited 2 hrs to complete a 4.8km 'walk'. took 50mins to complete haha. the route was freakin muddy, n our shoes were coverd in mud...made some mud jokes during the 'walk'..then go home la, wad else can i do?
3: Annual Parade Rehersal n CBs visit
ok..the day started pretty normal. some CBs p6 students came to sji, then bring them ard la. i was takin a sjij class..6 stephen or smth like tt. bloody p6, all taller then me. well nt all, some are taller than me..fck their attitude was like poo/dung/waste/blah. well dun wanna tok abt it
then gt scolded by genesius chan..lol. passed some bread to a prefect, ask him throw. lazy bastard, come guai lan me. gene chan saw it then chase after me, called me frm behind, then i thot it was some other ppl n said 'wad la'. then he shout n scold me la..lol another run in with the teachers. so blah blah blah dun wanna tok abt it
after sch gt ncc trainin, nvr bring my no. 4 uniform, cant march in GOH (guard of honours, hahahahahahahaha spam) had to be supportin contingent in charge for the day, cos the actual ppl pon training...bloody slacker blackers. woops they aint indian, my bad. then stand there like some retard, n the bloody part b cant even march properly. 1 year in ncc liao still like sht, n i'm gonna take them over nxt year..WTF!
sian boring days....n oh ya, gt back my term 2 results...most likely fail my L1B5
a math: 25/50
e math: 21/50
phy: nt finalised (adding prac marks)
chem: most like pass..19/40, havent add prac marks yet
eng: achua had better let me pass
chi: wank wen can slack off n give birth to her baby
geog: 15/25
aha aha aha haha....all in all, i gt 49% for my overall. woot! stupidest person alive, yea!
n my mum is nagging at me, glarb glarb glarb glarb
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(Wednesday, May 16, 2007-)
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lol was lookin thru some of my old emails..saw 1 sent by sister
here're are the contents
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
i m a lesbian, i ain't attracted to guys...
lol...i'm nt gonna post anything abt today
hm.just tell u guys how stupid i am
phy: 40/100 (nt finalised)
chem: 0/100 (nt released)
a math: 24.5/50 (its considerd a pass!)
e math: 21/40
humanities: 15/25
eng: aqua-man didnt release the marks
chi: dun bother
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(Tuesday, May 15, 2007-)
+4:52 AM]*
# lol-
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(Monday, May 14, 2007-)
+1:13 AM]*
# i will never post a title cos it will offend others-
lol...today is my worst day ever
went to sch n found out ieven, derek n myself had to do the ass. thingy tmr (ie. reading the announcements btw ass. = assembly/assignment)...then again i found it out long ago, decided to act blur
after tt, yam brought the class foto to class..n she asked us to take note of mine n ian's face.
i seriously lookd retarded (then again, i am retarded) n ian was like slping...gonna post it once i get my fone n the class foto back
a math after tt...found out i pass a math (24.5/50, round it up) wtf man...but i failed all other subjects. nid to buck up nxt term..n all other terms ahead
phy spa b4 recess..yam n lai was the invigilator. gonna scrw this up, gonna scrw my o lvls! haha
went for a 10min recess...but all the others (bk, felipe, josh, art n gang) decided to pon chinese, but we hum ji la, so waste time walk here walk there abit
for chi, we watched some dumb 'water margin' show. it was fcking hilarious. 1st part was boring, 2nd part was some girl n her old father who couldnt pay the rent n was fcked. she was gonna be sold to the landlord or smth, but the main character saved her family. then was some fightin scene...the landlord was humiliated n fought the main character. the main character whack him a few time then F-5 (some move which lookd like its frm wrestling) the landlord, n the landlord spinned in the air for a few times then died...pathetic
another funny scene was some guy acting like he's eating noodles..he was just bringing the chopsticks to his mouth like...2 times per second. best part was, there wasnt any noodle in the bowl..lol
well now i'm, here posting this stupid blog..so lala, gonna wank now haha
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today is rather scrwd up..
morning...was suppose to be in sch at 8am for sports fiesta, but overslept. dan called my hse n my mum answrd, then scold dan! lol say wad i arm broken, then y still i ask play..haha sorry dan
then my mum woke me up, quickly change n took a LIMOSUINE CAB to sch. sibei shiok...good aircon, gt "tv mobile", big space, frenly driver, fast..AND THE PRICE IS STILL THE SAME!! xcept for tt it starts at 2.80 instead of 2.50...
well managed to reach sch on time..then started playing sports fiesta la. was a sub for the 1st 2 matches. 1st match against Tissue?, a bunch of ex-207 ppl...score was 5-0. nxt was against Warriors, a team lead by the black Ashwin...lost 3-1, cos dan didnt put stable defenders (HELLO? I TURNED UP!) team was fired up to win the nxt match so we could qualify...against Lawrence Dynamite, who won the other 2 matches too. BUT...we thrashed them 4-0! haha came on as a sub during half time. tackled some1 name sebastian..almost kena yellow card. well at least the didnt score (neither frm the free kick or the intended pass)
well after our match was you wei's team's match...they fought well but lost on penalties, you wei hit the xbar. then it was our turn, against Kimcheeee (dun really noe how many Es were there) it comprised of Jat (Jeremy Michael Tan, Home United Youth), Han (some1 really gd), Bo Yang (another really gd person) and many more..we lost to them 2-1, really really close but we still lost. their attking combo was really gay...1,2,1,2 shoot goal, trick me so many times..fck
after losing we went to plaza sing to haf our LUNCH (it was 3pm+ tt time) went to bk n orderd a double black pepper meal..quite nice but uber xpensive, became broke after tt
some of them wantd 2 play pool, but i was noob in tt sport, n i didnt want to waste any more $, so i went home with nick.
at the bus stop, we saw the worst combination ever: Emo Mud. i was like wtf..u are a mud n u still act emo. emo hair, black shirt n jeans, high boots..but its kinda cool (xcept for the hair)
then went home...slp n just woke up. decided to post this dumb crap here
(gonna eat maggi mee now..do not disturb ty)
oh yea dun take to offence any of my words..i'm scrwd up in life!!
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(Friday, May 11, 2007-)
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ahaaa...another boring day
failed phy..12/40
gonna fail a math (didnt study circles)
gonna fail e math (fail = fail)
gonna fail geog (scrwd up my ss n map reading)
gonna fail eng (dammit la boys...)
gonna fail chinese (wow wad's new?)
gonna fail chem (go with the masses)
lol bloody heck...uber heavy rain in the morning, had to walk in the rain, then the roads had to be flooded because some fools clogged the drain with their crap. had to run for my bus, then step/run in knee high waters (lol mayb its just tt i'm SHORT) some ah-ma kp "wa lao eh, xiao di relac la"...1st time i hear ah-ma ask ppl to relac..lol
reach sch my pants all wet, then change to PE pants with white shirt...then DiVan (Diva Ievan) said its was compatible..ask me do some stupid poses
stupid dan n foosk nvr come, dan 100% come up with some fake excuse, foosk had 10-DAY-MC...i gt 1-month-mc i also come, sibei sian in class
yay geog again, tok abt the sinhalese n tamils...like who give a dam? just kill urself n die la..as if a few hundred lifes are v. valuable. moved on to northern ireland, where christians were hatin catholics...stupid ppl, believe in the same person (jesus n god) still wan to fight? STUPID
then gt trainin...12/29 turned up, do drills, pt lalala
sian my 2.4km run sucks...break arm then 1 month 2 wks nvr train, now 13.55 min, lost to lee chuan!! nooooo, fcking un-fit, nid to train!
bleahs...boring
oh yea tmr gt sports fiesta, gonna pwn everybody's asses! muahahaha
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(Wednesday, May 9, 2007-)
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ahaha this is my new blog...wtf is this for?
post your daily life?
or racist comments?
nah i'll stick to the old stuff...
today, 9/5/07
morning: wake up, brush teeth, bath, go to school, assembly, e math test (which i will fail horribly), recess, RME...gt reprimanded by Aqua-man (AChua)
afternoon: geog..discuss abt ethnic crap, whether SG is "melting pot" or "salad bowl"...or melting bowl/salad pot/ melting salad/ pot bowl. told nt to be racist or else will kena whacked by geog teacher, lol as if i'm tt stupid to say in front of other ppl. bk for lunch, got a "Menacing Venom" toy, then went to watch spidermarvin 3 with classmates and a teacher to celebrate the end of exams..
favourite part: spiderman getting ganged by venom n sandman, punch so many times still alive, metal beam also nvr bend...
went with some for dinner, played bleach on ds n insulted ievan..haha
night: at home, posting this, gonna bath then sleep...sian
boring, monotonous life...
the report ends. signing out.;
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